Ever notice how random things can be so entertaining
I was walking down whyte ave. and i found a broken tenis ball. I dont usually pick up stuff on whyte ave *its dirtay* but this tenis ball just sort of stood out to me. Anyways so i picked it up and i spent the rest of the day talking through the tenis ball, using ventrilaquism. I found out two things im a good ventrilaquist and that tenis balls are still bouncy even when broken *off topic*. But yeh random things are entertaining i still have my tenis ball and i keep it with me everywhere.
posted by Business Students' Association @ 10:08 PM
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That is quite amazing I must say. Though I can't say that I've spoken through a tennis ball lately, I can say that life can be pretty random. Like today, while I was riding the LRT a random person came up to me and commented on a sweater that I was wearing. We ended up sitting there and talking pretty much the whole way home as she got off at the same station and got onto the same bus as me. We discussed the risks of buying things online and such. Anyway I found it just about as random as this entry. But its great that you can have a conversation with someone and know that you may never even see them again. So it provokes you to mak the conversation that you're having to be as entertaining as possible.
ok.no you want to hear random.ive got random.i was on the train on the way home.and these two guys get on.and theyre like all super dirty from work and stuff and theyre just talking to eachother and all that.and i was just sitting there all innocent and i took out my lip chap and was using it when all of a sudden one of the guys was like.hey i know this might sound wierd and stuff.but do you think i could have some of that.my lips are killing me and its going to be forever until i get home or to a store or anything.and you must know how it feels.its crazy to have you lips hurting and no lip chap.and i was like.uuuuuuuuuhm.and he was like.well i dont even have to touch it.you can like scoop it out with your finger and rub it on mine.(its not a stick, its like a bowl).and i was like.uuuuuuuuuhm.do you have like a kleenex or anything.and he was like no.so he offered me his bus ticket.and so i like tried to get some because i just was wierded out to the max but it wouldnt fit.so his friend was like.fold it in half and the scoop.as if it was the most normal thing in the world.so i did.and then they were all happy and stuff.but it was soooo weird. and i was like.how random is that.well really.i was scared for my health and went home and washed out my lip chap.but yea.that was random.and wierd.but it was slightly entertaining thinking about it now.thats it.
speaking about random people, last year me and my buddy were going to K-days (capital x i guess) and i was hardcore into dave chappelle at the time so i was talking like Tyrone Biggums and this girl turns around and tells me that i have a really weird voice and that her mother is a speach therapist so i explained to her that i was just putting on a voice and me and my buddy ended up spending all of kdays with her and her freinds twas tres random
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